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Bengali jokes, Bangla Funny Jokes, Adult & Dirty SMS

Bou: Rat hoece ekhon longi kholo. Jamai: keno ? Bou: Keno mane. Goto rate na 2mar longi golay pachea jay. R tomar dom bondho hoe jay. R tokhon 2mi bole chile R kono din rate longi porbe na. Jamai: tahole to tomar valoi. R longi dhote hobe na.

Boy: I love you? Girl: Tumi amar amon ki dhakla j ama k"I love you" bolle ? Boy: Ra pagli sob dhakar jannoi to "I LOVE YOU" bollam.

Boy : ami jodi tomake kiss kore chole jai to ? Girl : Tahole bhabbo je puro exam paper complete korte parto se Objective likhe paliye gelo ! ;-)

Boy: kacha moric jal, tometo lal, chelera valobashe meyeder gal. Girl:ful dio, koli dio,kata dio na.aste kore kiss dio. kamor dio na.

Boy:Apa apnar Ornar niche fula fula duto jinish ki dekha jay. Girl:Tomar dula-vy-er Tiffen box. Boy:Vitore ki Rakhso. Girl:Tomar dula-vy-er Rater khabar. Boy:khub valo. . . . . !

Boy: tomake 1ta kiss kori? girl: tumi dekhi oi chorer moto.. j pura gari churi korar chance peyeo.. shudhu garir chaka churi korte chay.

Boy:Boloto Dudh er Opure ki thake. Girl:Oshuvvo kothakar. Boy:keno tumi ki janona Dudh er Opore Shoar thake. Girl:I am Sorry!!!

Boy:Boloto Meyeder kon jaigay hat dile veja lage.Girl:Naker vitore.Boy:Gorur ache charta kintu tomar ache Duita ki jinish seta.Girl:Duita pa.Boy:Right. . . . !

Boy:Boloto panir Opor name ki? Girl:Jibon. Boy:ki vabe bujle tumi? Girl:Chelera pani diyeito jibon gore. Boy:Right. . . . !

Boy:Madum apnar kapur tulun. Girl:keno? Boy:Tester dhukabo. Girl:Mane? Boy:Apnake bolsi apnar Vidduit er Miter er opurer kapor tulte. Girl: Ok Tulsy. Boy:Apni vebesilen ki? Girl: Aitaie. Boy:Thank you?

Boy:Hi sona oita fuk koro ami dhukai. Girl:Na dukaite dibona. Boy:keno dibena. Girl:Vitore pani dhukbe. Boy:Tahole kheye felo. Girl:Dao kheye shesh kore dei Tomar RC ta. Boy:Tahole to valoi hoy.

Bengali jokes, Bangla Funny Jokes, Adult & Dirty SMS

Boy:cholo govir jongole hariye jai,Girl:ulta palta kicu korbena to?Boy:Kosom kore bolci kicu korbona.Girl:Tahole r giye lav ki?

Brihospotibar a ekta meye short dress pore school-a asle, Sir take ques...korlo-ai tumi short dress poreso keno? Meyeti bollo-Sir, aj to half class tai half dress poresi. Ans sune ekta sele bollo-Sir, friday te class nile kemon hoy?

Bus-e sahajatri Ronny -ke : Public apanaake dhore petalo keno ? Ronny : Arre Kichchu naa. Bus -e amar passport photo pore gechhlio. Ami sudhu bollam, Madam apnar sari -ta tulun ami photo tulbo !

Bus-e ak mohila tar baccha niye jacche.conductor bus vara chaile take sudhu nijer vara ta dey.Conductor: bacchar vara den.Mohila: or vara lagbona. Oy ahono bota choshe.Cdtr: or bapeo to bota choshe tai boila ki or baper varao lagbona ???

Buse 1Girl er Buk 1Boy Gaye Ghosa Kasse Cheleta Sojjo Korte Na Pere , Boy: Ai J Miss Apner Apple Gulo Amak Lagcheto. Girl: Apple Amar, Apner Somossa ki? Boy: Apple Apner Thik Ache But Juisto Amr ber hosse.!

Class-e sir er pent er chain khola dekhe meyera mucki mucki haste laglo.(sir na buje bollo)beshi hasle ber kore khara kore rakhbo.dont mind

Chocco kore angul ta vitore dhuke gelo ber korar pore dui angul ek korar pore dekhi iss ki pichla oww ki dur gondho ki janen pocha dim vanga. . . .

Cng driver tar gadi chalaschhe. Pesone royese boy friend and g.f. Suddenly, driver accident korlo. Ar por driver bole utlo,,akhon bujsi taitanik kan dopse

Dudh wala 1 mase 2to KISS a raji hoyeche.. 2) Elect bill badod 7ta KISS diye konorokom biday korechi.. 3) Bariwala protidin ese 3ta kore KISS ney varar poriborte.. 4) Dokandar sudhu KISS a raji noy, take onno kichute santusto korte hoyeche.. 5) Onnano khoroch babod aro 40ta KISS dite hoyeche...Bt tumi chinta korona tomar deoa ekhono 35ta KISS ache...Asha kori maser bakita chaliye nite parbo...Agami maseo evabe chalabo kina janiyo....Eti- Tomar SWEET HEART..

Bengali jokes, Bangla Funny Jokes, Adult & Dirty SMS

Ek AIDS rugike tar ma cithi likse- Dese asis na baba. Karon tui ele amader kajer buar AIDS hobe. Kajer buar AIDS hole tor babar hobe. Tor babar hole amr hobe. Amar hole tor cacar hobe. Tor cacar hole tor cacir hobe. Ar tor cacir hole pura gramer manuser AIDS hobe. Ki dorkar baba tor dese asar? Tui okanei mor.

Dusto:Boloto Pinkey Emon akta sokto jinish tomar vitore dhukale tumi bethay oh uh ish kore chitker kore kadbe. Pinkey:Pore bolbo. Dusto:keno? Pinkey:Ok bolsy. Dusto:Bolo? Pinkey:kata dhukale. Dusto:Right. . . . ?

Ek Girls Hostel theke phone esechhe Police Station -e : Aamader ekhane daakat porechhe. 3 ghanta baade dhore niye jaaben !

Ek bhadralok tar nabalok chhele-ke : Amar money hoy ekhan samay hoyechhe tomar sange Sex niye alochana karar. Chele : Han Baba, balo kee jante chao ?

Ekdin dadu balcony te bose dudh khachilo,bouma kapor melte elo,ekta blouse ure dudher cup e porlo. Dadu;bouma blouse sorao dudh khabo.

Ekjon Mohila Traffic Police k biye Kore. Tar bondhu take jighesh korlo. Man: Bondhu Tomar prothom rat kemon katlo.. Man2: Besi speed e jonno 100 tk, wrong site er jonno 200tk, helmet na thakar jonno 500tk jorimana koreche amar wife.

Ekhon Govir RaT..Ammo Basay Nei.. Ei Sujoge Tumi Ese Amake Kiss Korle.. Ami Badha Dia Rokkha Pelam Na.. Jodi Ammo Basay Thakto Tahole Thappor Dia Mosa ta Mere Felto..

Ekta kaaj -er pore meyera bole : Ki bibhotso boro chilo na? Prathame ki bhoy karchilo na? Issh! Jodi aro time petam Samnerbar aro bhalo kore debo ! Kee kaaj balo to ? : : Exam -er katha bolchi , Tumi kee bhebechili ?

Ekta lift -e lekha : Meyeder specially jotno nin !. Tar niche lekha : Ekbare shudhu 6 jan lok-i chapte paare !
Ekta lok train-e 3te bachcha niye travel korchhe. Ek passenger jigges korlo – Era ki apnar bachcha ? Lokta : Na. Ami ekta Condom factory te chakri kori. Era sab customer complaints.! >>> Husband wife –er jhagra hoyeche. Shute jawar samay husband bollo : Good night , 3 bachchar maa. Wife jabab dilo : good night ek bachchar baap !