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Goto bochor poshak chilo pakhi
Na peye more chilo onek akhi
Eibar holo kiron mala
Na jani kon meyera
Kon purusher golay porabe moron mala.
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Boy - I love u.
Girl - your request is processed successfully, please wait for my husband divorce.
Boy - sorry sending failed.
Girl - please try again later.
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Sir - h.S.C er purnorup ki jano?
Student - headmaster sandal chor
Sir - haramzada soytan chele
Student - apnar purno rup ta o motamuti thik ache!
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4ta pipra 1 bone hat chilo. Shamne 1 hati astese.
Seta dekhe
1 pipra bollo amader uchit oke mere fela.
2 pipra ra na chol amra hatir paa venge dai.
3 pipra na tar chye valo amra amader poth theke soriye dai.
4 pipra ara na bad de amra 4jon aar o holo eka
Sudhu sudhu 1 osohay ke disturb korar ki dorkar?
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Tui shara din toto kore gure baras poris kokhon?
Chele: baba ami rate niribilite pori.
Baba: ami chupi chupi proti rate dekhe kajer bua tor pashe bose thake, kan thake bol?
Cele: baba boshe thakte dekhecho, tarpor ki hoy dekho ni.
Baba: ki bolle?
Chele: baba ami rate voy pai tai oke amr pashe boshiye raki!
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Doctor: apni to onek vagoban, vago valo je apnar dan hat kate ne.
Patient: ha ha budhi thakle shob ei hoy.
Doctor: ki vhabe.
Patient: kaj korar shomoy amar dan hat machine kate jate dhorcilo, tokhon ami amar dan hat ber kore bam hat dukiye disi!
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Ak sathe boshe husband and wife tv dekhchilo.
Husband wife k bollo ogo tumi ki amay amon kichu bolte parbe ja amy kosto dibe abar anndho o dibe?
Wife bollo jan tumar friends der modhe tumi bichanay onek time tikte paro.
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Sir: boloto e prithibite shob cheye chalak prani konti?
Studant: goru
Sir: ki vhabe?
Studant: sar kothay ache na oti chalaker golay dori, tai gorur golay dori thake. Sir tahole chalak ke holo?
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Girl: hello apni ki bibahito?
Boy: na. . . !
Girl: haramjada ami tor bou bashay ashle dekhabo moja.
----kisukhon pore----
Girl: hello apniki bibahito.
Boy: haa. . . !
Girl: soytan tui amar sathe beimani korle!!!
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Rat 12 tay girlfriend tar boy friend ke phone kore bollo
Girlfriend: amr barite ekhon keu nai.
Boyfriend: khuse te lafaite lafaite grilfriend ar barite giye dekhlo, asolei barite kew nei dorjay tala mara.
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Husband-wife romance korcilo,
Hotath dorjay ke jeno knock korlo. Wife palau palau mone hoy amr husband esheche.
Husband o palate shuru korlo.
Husband: dorjar bahir theke phire ashlo,
Husband: acha tomar husband to ami tahole voy dekhale keno.
Wife: tomar ki ghotona tumi husband er kotha shune palate suru korle keno?
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Baba: bujhli khoka, ek jaygay bar bar gele dam kome jaay.
Khoka: se jonnei to ami protidin school e jaai na, tumi to seta bujho na.
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Boss: dekhoto amr number-e ke call dise?
Manager: call girl.
Boss: what amar phone call girl phone dise!
Manager: na boss mane meye phone dise.
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Wife: ei shuno ami london jachi tomar jonne ki anbo?
Husband: amr jonne akta british meye niye esho
Wife: asar por.
Husband: koi amr gift koi?
Wife: opekkha koro 10 mas 10 din por pabe.
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Indian bondhu: amader deser meyera khub sahosi, ora chele der dhore rap kore.
Australia bondhu: ki je bolo tumi polara kom jay naki, dakho amader deshe dine koyta rap kore gune sesh kora jabe na.
Aktu por
Bangladeshi bondhu: vai rap ki jinish?
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Protita meye chay tar pichone jeno shob chelei guruk.
Jarfole akta meyer piche kom kore 10ta gadha thake,
Kintu 14th february te akta gadha e gurte pare
Baki 9ta gadha etimer moto pore thake.
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Hizla: baba amar biye hobe na?
Baba: hobe hobe chinta korish na, tor biyer jonno patroder ke sms post kore dicchi.
Sms pore hasle bujbi patro razi achey!
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Sir: tomar moto meye s.S.C fail korbe ami vabtei parini
Meye: sir baba bolechen fail korle biye diye dibe, tai sujog ta hat sara korlam na!
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Girl: ish! Ami jodi mobile hotam, shobai amake kiss korto, kane lagato, buke rakto.
Boy: 1bar cinta kore dekoto: charger ta tomar kon jagay lagato!
Girl: what?
Boy: yeas..!
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bole shidanto nicche admin vai. Aro bolece jara banglasmsz use korbe tara $50 kore dite hobe.
Sathe 1ta khusir khobor o ache aar seta holo kono bochore april mashe 31 din nai. :d
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Dui matal ondhokare hatce,1 matal - ami troch light upore dhorchi, tui upore uth!
2matal - aah! Ami upore uthbo r tui light bondho korbi, ami pore jabo na?
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Girlfriend: cholo amra luko churi khela kheli. Tumi jodi amak khuje pao tahole tumi amak sopping e niye jaba.
Boyfriend: aar jodi khuje na pai.
Girlfriend: amon kotha bolo na jan tumi? Ami to ei bedroom er dorjar pichone lukabo.
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Sir: boltu bolto 7 r 3 koto hoy?
Boltu: sir 7 r 3 hoy 11.
Sir: beyadob 7 r 3 hoy 10.
Sir apnader mukher kotha thik na. Apni ekdin bolen 5 r 5 hoy 10 & arek din bolen 6 r 4 hoy 10 aar aaj bolen 7 r 3 hoy 10!!!
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Boy: akta kotha bolbo
Girl: bolo?
Boy: 1 4 3
Girl: what? Er mane ki?
Boy: sotti kotha bolbo
Girl: bolo?
Boy: I kill you
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Friend 1: tor na aaj ke biye?
Friend 2: aar bolis na biye bhenge gece.
Friend 1: kivabe bhanglo?
Friend 2: mosha marar karone.
Friend 1: mosa kothay chilo?
Friend 2: hobu shosurer gale!!
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Sir: students der ke bollo akta gan gau to.
Students: ok sir.
Female students: aata gache tota pakhi narikel gache dab.
Male students: tore ami biye korbo ki korbe tor bap.
Sir: it's 100% love, love, love!!!
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Wife: boloto swami aar gadhar moddhe parthokko ki?
Husband: shwami gadha hote pare, kintu gadha amon gadha noy je shwami hobe..!!
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Gopal babu majh raate matal hoye vul kore gowal ghore duke gorur lej dhore bollo
Ki go… modoner ma tumi roj dui ta kore chuler beni korte, aaj 1ti korle keno?
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Boyfriend: ami tumak kiss korte chai
Girlfriend: na.
Boyfriend: please shudu ek bar.
Girlfriend: bollam na hobe na.
Boyfriend: please shudu akta kiss korbo.
Grilfriend: rage giye ami ki tor class teacher? Permission neyer ki ache? Jor kore kiss korte paro na!!!
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Girl: sir rony amake kiss korse apni bichar koren
Sir: jonaki rony to tomar theke choto o ki vabe kiss korlo
Girl: ami ki nichu hote pari na???
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Man: vai apnar dokaner nam ki?
Dokander: ki dorkar!
Man: are vai bolen na nam ki?
Dokander: are amar dokaner nam a holo ki dorkar store!!
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Ukil: apni ki biye korecen.
Ashami: ha biye koreci.
Ukil: kake biye korecen.
Ashami: ekti meye ke.
Ukil: rabish eta kono kotha holo kokhono dekheco keu chele biye kore.
Asami: ha dekhechi amar bon chele biye koreche.
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Sir: tomi aaj ke o office-e dui ghonta let kore esecho?
Meye: ki korbo ekta faltu chele amar pichu niyechilo?
Sir: tahole to tomar aro dui ghonta age ashar kotha.
Maye: sir aar bolben na cheleta eto aste hate…
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Ami: hi.
Meye: no reply
Ami: hello?
Meye: no replay
Ami: line kete dibo kotha bolsona ken.
Meye: no replay.
Ami: oi meye tomar boyfriend amar girlfriend ke sms kore ken.
Meye: ke!
Ami: no reply:
Meye: please ke apnar girlfriend ke sms kore bolen?
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Patient: doctor shab amake kukur kamrayice.
Doctor: apni janen na amr rogi dekhar shomoy 4 pm to 8 pm.
Patient: ami toh jani kintu oi hototchara kukur toh jane na.
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Ek ta meye sadhu babar kache giye
Girl: amake vobisshot dekha sikhiye din.
Sadhu: tumi chok bondo kore gal amar kache niye aso.
Girl: na.
Sadhu baba: keno?
Girl: ami tomar kache gele tumi amake kiss korbe.
Sadhu baba: eito tumi vobissot dekha sikhe gecho!
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Girl: ei bar thamo aar koto korbe free peye.
Boy: paisi aaj ke sara raat korbo.
Girl: ami ekhon ghumabo.
Boy: aro 20 bar korbo.
Girl: free sms peleto korbei.
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Boltu: hi
Girl: hlw
Boltu: tumi star jolsha dekho?
Girl: na.
Boltu: zee bangla dekho?
Girl: na.
Boltu: star plus dekho
Girl: atao na.
Boltu: tahole to ata fack id, beta bodmas block kha!!
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Wife: ei suncho? Rate ami shopne dekesi tumi amake ekta diamond er neckless gift koreco.
Husband: ami o shopne dekhesi taka gulo amar sosur babaji diyese.
Wife: what?
Husband :yes!
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Teacher: ki pora chilo goto kal.
Student: bhugol.
Teacher: boloto (gai-bandha) kothay.
Student: mathe sir! Keno apnar kichu khaise naki.
Teacher: amare tora maira falaa.
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Driver: ei je bhara den.
Passenger 1: ami college student amar bhara half
Passenger 2: ami or teacher amar bahara free
Passenger 3: amake kichu taka din ami or bap!!
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Jan, ami sagor. Ami to sesh jan, akhon amar hate 1 bottle bish.
Ami mukti pete chai, ato jala amar aar shojjo hoyna.
Jani ata paap kintu ato jontrona aar valo lagena.
Tai ami jassi… edur marte..!!
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Ma: kire tui dariye dariye vat khassish keno?
Boy: hmm, aaj theke ami ei vabei khabo.
Ma: keno?
Boy: karon amar baba amake gali diyeche, boleche tumi sudhu bose bose khao!!
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Father: kire tuhin, ki korchis tue?
Boy: keno, ami bhugol portechi
Father: boloto gaibandha kothay obosthito?
Boy: eito shokale tumi jekhane goru-chagol bedhe ashle!!
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Boy: aaj tumake kiss kore thot misti laglo je, tumi thote kichu dicho naki?
Girl: na kicu dey nai, tobe misti kheye aktu bomi korcilam.
Boy: waak thu!
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Girl: boloto kara besi raag kore?
Boy: meyera.
Girl: kivabe, prove koro?
Boy: chelera meye der gale kiss korle rag kore ar meyera chele der gale kiss korle rag kore na.
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Girl: ei chele bilding er shamne ki korcho?
Boy: kobi bolechen “jekhane dekhibe bilding sekhane maribe filding paileo paite paro 2/1 ta darling!”
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Private tutor o student
Tutor: aaj ke amake ekta important kaaj e jete hobe, khub short kore porata dao
Student: khub short kore?
Tutor: hmm
Student: parina, sir!
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Madam: dharona aar bhul dharona er majhe he different ki?
Boltu: apni ekhan sirom maal, eta amar dharona aar amra akhono polapan achi eta apner bhul dharona!!
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Girl: ami jodi tomake na pai, tahole jole dube morbo
Boy: labh nai
Girl: keno?
Boy: karon premer mora jole dube na, onno upay ber koro....!!
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Girl: amar phonta ekhon ammur kache thake shob shomoy.
Boy: akhon jodi ami phone dile dhora pore jai
Girl: kono chinta nei, ami tomar number ta "Low battery" nam diye save kore rekhechi, tumi phon dile phone-ta amak diye dey.
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Boy: baba, aaj ke amader school-e ekta khub sundor madam aseche. Ami take dekhe tar preme porechi.
Father: chi, baba amon kotha bolte nei sob medam-ei tomar mayer moto hoy.
Boy: ha, tumi sudhu nijer tai dekhtecho..!!
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Husband: cholo aaj bahir theke kheye ashi.
Wife: keno amar ranna valo lagce na aar?
Husband: seta na,roj roj basun maaj te valo lage na.
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Madam: ami tomar jan ber kore nibo, bolo future tense kake bole?
Student: tui, saali haat lagiye dekha, tarpor tor future ki hobe bole dicchi!!
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Sir: jibon ke prosno korlo, jodi kew college-er shamne bom rekhe jay tumi ki korbe?
Jibon: kichu khon dekbo. Tar por kew na nile. Staff room-e joma diye ashbo.
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Student: I love you, mam
Madam: beyadob, chele.
Student: er mane ki?
Madam: age bolbito, er mane "Ami 2make valobashi".
Student: chi chi, apni amar mayer moto!!
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Girl: hello jaan tumi ki korco?
Boy: ami shev korchi.
Girl: tumi dine koy bar shev koro?
Boy: 25 theke 30 bar.
Girl: tumi ki pagol.
Boy: nago ami napit.
Girl: what?..!
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Sir: kire mon kharap keno?
Student: koi naato
Sir: are lojja paoyar ki ache bondhu, vebe bole felo.
Student: aar bolish na dosto, tor meyeta amake aar ager moto valobashe na..!!
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Bondhu tumi sopner majhe asi o amar bari
Chor chor bole jeno tumay marte pari,
Tumay niye jabo ami shaat shagor pari,
Shaat sagorer majhe jeno dube morte pari!
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Boy: tumar haat ta ektu dhori?
Girl: dhoro
Boy: tumar chuler gondho nei?
Girl: nao
Boy: tumake ekta kiss kori
Girl: na...
Boy: keno?
Girl: lipstiker je dam bereche!!
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Teacher: bolo to shokti kake bole.Studentdent: ami pari sir.
Teacher: bolo?
Studentdent: bench theke uthe teacher ke chair theke dhakka mere matite fele diye bollo eta ke shokti bole.
Teacher: matite pore behush.
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One girl calling customer care
Girl: vai ami 1 times 40 jonke sms korbo ki kore,
Customer care manager: ki sms send korben?
Girl: hi! Jan, amar phone 100 taka recharge kore deo, phone balance nai..!!
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Sir: tumar barite ke ke ase?
Student: ma, baba,vhai, bon, dada, dadi,nana, nani, mama, mami,kaka, kaki, fupa, fupi, khalu, khala ekdom kew nei,
Sir: haramjada kew nei bollei hoto!
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Boy: tumar phone bondo thake keno?
Girl: koi nato, tumar miscall asheto.
Boy: jokhonei ami phon dei tokhonei bole "Ai mohurte songjog deya somvob hocche na"
Girl: oh, oita amar welcome tune!
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Boy: uncle apni ki police?
Police: hmm, keno?
Boy: amar baba boleche bipode porle police er help nite
Police: ki somossha bolo
Boy: amar jutar fita khule geche
Police: ki?
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Boy: ami tumake valobasi
Girl: valobasa mane ki?
Boy: mone koro, ami balu aar tumi cement mile ja hoy
Girl: bujte parchi tumi rajmistri!!
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Police: public tore ato mair dilo keno?
Doshi: ki aar komu, amar photo ekjon mohilar payer niche porechilo. Ami tare bollam apa sarita ektu tulen, ami photo tulum!!
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Teacher: "Hasha" er english ki?
Student: laf (lough)
Teacher: good, hasha-hashi english?
Student: lafa-lafi.
Teacher: what?
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Boy: ami tumake khub valobashi.
Girl: dhur
Boy: tumar jonno morte pari.
Girl: dhur
Boy: ek mohurto tumake chara bachte parbo na.
Girl: dhur
Boy: tumake hirer angti dibo
Girl: sotti!
Boy: dhur!!
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Madam: boloto tipu sultan ke chilen?
Boltu: janina to madam
Madam: ta janbe kibhabe? Porashunay monojog deo.
Boltu: bolento madam mili k?
Madam: janina to, keno?
Boltu: ta janben kivabe? Apner samir upor monojog diyen!!
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Sir: mone koro, tumar samne ekti takar boshta aar ekti gayaan-er bosta rakha holo, tumi konti nibe?
Student: sir, takar bosta nibo.
Sir: gadha, ami hole gayaan-er bosta nitam.
Student: jar jeta ovab se to setai nibe!!
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Teacher: boloto mayer choker pani aar gf er choker panir majhe parthokko ki.?. Student: mayer choker pani heart er upor provab fele, aarr gf er choker pani poketer upor provab fele!!Chele: hi! Apu, numberta diben?
Meye: ager ta na porer ta?
Chele: jekono ekta.
Meye: airtel naki aktel?
Chele: airtel.
Meye: amar ta naki amar samir ta
Chele: na, aunty tumar meyer ta!
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Sir: boloto "Doctor asar purbe patientti mara gelo" atar english ki?.
Student: atar english pari na, sir tobe arabi ta pari.
Sir: oh, acca boloto?. Student: “inna lillahi wa inna ilaihi raji'un”
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Maa o cheler moddhe kotha hocche
Ma: bolo to tumar boro apur nam ki?
Chele: night!
Ma: mane? (rege giye)
Chele: hmm, ratri tumake english-e bolechilam, desh akhon digital hoyeche na...!!
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Meye: vai ai jamatar dam koto?
Dokandar: 5 ta kiss. (chalaki kore)
Meye: oi jamatar dam koto?
Dokandar: 10 ta kiss.
Meye: dui dress-e packet kore den. Bill amader kajer bua diye jabe!!
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Class-e madam poracche….
Ekdin prithibi dhongso hoye jabe, prithibi ta tulor moto urte thakbe akash ek hoye jabe. Tokhon ek student bollo... Medam sedin ki, amader school bondho thakbe?
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Ek baccha ese dokandarke bolche…
Baccha: dokane ki forsa korar cream ache.
Dokandar: hmm, ache,
Baccha: tahole bebohar korosna ken, shala? Potidin tore deikha voy paiya jai!!
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Sir: boloto biddut chomkale alo age dekha jay keno?
Student: atato sohoj ekta prosno
Sir: ta hole bolo
Student: sir, alo age dekhar karon holo chok amader kaner 4 angul samne tai...!!
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Teacher: mosha machi bere jacce. Tader bongso briddhi rodh korte hobe.
Student: ha ha ha ha.
Teacher: hasir ki holo?
Student: sir, ato choto belun banaben kibhabe?
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Student: sir, ekta kotha bolbo?
Sir: bolo
Student: amar lojja korteche
Sir: lojjar ki ache bolo.
Student: aste bolbo na jore bolbo,
Sir: jore bol shobai shunuk
Student: apner penter zip khola shob dekha jasse,
Sir: haramjada!!
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Ek picchi meye dokandar k bolce!!
Picchi: accha uncle ami boro hole apnar cheler sathe amake biya diben?
Dokandar: heshe bollo ha mamoni dibo.
Picchi: tahole apner hobu putro bodhuke dui ta free chocolate den!!
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Boy: I love you
Girl: vodro vabe kotha bolo!
Boy: bismillahir rahmanir rahim *with due respect I beg to say that.... " I love you"
Girl: ki?
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Lema tumi bolecho ami kotipoti hole tumi amake biye korbe.
Aaj ami koti poti.Ami dukkhi to je ami tomake biye korte parbona.
Karon ami biye koreche shima ke, karon or baba koti poti.
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Doctor: apnr ki hoyeche?
Patient: osukh hoyca.
Doctor: ki dieses hoyece apnar?
Patient: yes water.
D: what?
Patient: bujlen na, yes mane ha aar water mane pani. Jake bole "Hapani"
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Boy: ki koro jaan?
Girl: ami ranna kortesi.
Boy: keno eto kaz koro jaan.
Girl: mane?
Boy: ami jakhon phone kori takhon e bolo ami ranna kori.
Girl: ami kazer buwa ranna kora amar kaj.
Boy: what !!!
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Doctor: ki problem apnar?
Patient: amar peter vetor agun dhorese.
Doctor: what!!! Mane?
Patient: sokale ghum theke uthe dekhi amar mukher vitor theke dhuwa ber hoy. Doctor: no problem shiter din-to dhuwa ber hobei.
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Teacher: aaj pora ki?
Girl: grammer sir.
Teacher: shikheso?
Girl: hmm.
Teacher: tomar book er upor oi duita ki?
Girl: jaaa dushto.
Teacher: don't mind oi duita vowel.
Girl: I 'm sorry.
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Teacher: bolto rima, prethibi kisher moto?
Student: amar nanu-r moto sir.
Teacher: tomar nanu ki go?
Student: na sir,amar nanur nam komola.
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Medical teacher and student
Teacher: manush oggan hoye gele prothome thote mukh lagiye fusfuse batash oxygen dokanor chesta korbe aar buke chap dibe.
Boltu: sir meyeder oggan korbo kivabe seta taratari bolun.
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Fokir1: janis aaj akta 100 takar note kuriye paisilam!
Fokir2: tor to birat vaggo
Fokir1: tobe taka ta jaal chilo tai fele dici!
Fokir2: kemne bujhli taka ta jaal chilo?
Fokir1: accha tui ki konodin 100 takar note 1 er pore 3 ta shunno dekhechis...?
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Police: ei tomar mrittur age sesh iccha ki?
Asami: sir, amar polader biye khawa.
Police: tomar cheler biye kobe?
Asami: sir amar to biyei hoy ni. Age ami biye kori tarpor!!
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Shunun shunun bondhu gon
Ami kmn chhatro. Matric-e fel koreci shaat-ti bar matro.
Onke 6, vugole 9, english seto bideshi bhasa
Tobu ami chari niko, vobissoter asha. . .!!
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Boy: apu apnar nam ki?
Girl: beyadob
Boy: eto sundor nam ke rakhce?
Girl: soytan
Boy: bah! Valoto ajkal meyeder nam o shoytan rakhe?
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80 bochorer buro aar 15 bochorer meyer biye hoche.
Ful shojjar raate dui jonei kadche karon
Meye ti songom somporke kichu janena,
Aar buro shob kichu vule boshe ache.
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Ma: tui aaj bazaar theke derite phirli keno?
Chele: ma are bolona aaj rastay je jam porece tai eto deri hoyeche
Ma: tai naki tor baba to jam khete valobase niye alina keno.
Chele: tomi ki bolcho???
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